Real Life: Client from Hell
- ThemeForest Client: I bought your theme to see how can I put your slider in my own theme here is my FTP pass, please do it.
- Me: Ok man I can help you with my theme, but if you require my service to customize another theme my rate is $50 hourly.
- ThemeForest Client: Ivor, I'm a student I only have $5 please take it.
- Me: Huh? Why? This is my job.
- ThemeForest Client: Man, money is not everything in this life !!!
- Me: LOL WTF dude? Sorry but no I don't have time for that :)
- ThemeForest Client: Ok have a good day.
- Me: You too.